You Ain't Gettin' Jack Shit - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL A blue bowling ball circle

A blue bowling ball circle containing "24" sits beside red and blue text reading "AUTOMATIC LANES" and "NAPA

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Smaller white text flanking the skull reads "LIFETIME" and "MEMBER

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You Ain't Gettin' Jack Shit - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL A blue bowling ball circleSanta winking while telling you that you ain't getting jack shit is the most honest message the holidays have ever produced. Coca Cola spent decades building that face just so it could deliver disappointment with rosy cheeks. The Details: Arched white serif text reads "you ain't gettin'" above a mid century illustration of a winking Santa Claus face with rosy cheeks, a red hat trimmed in white fur, a white beard, and a sprig of green holly with red